Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Tipping at Subway

 In a quiet suburban town, a peculiar masked man named Levi McDaniel caught the attention of the locals. Levi, with his wild mask with pinholes in the eyes, had an uncanny knack for bringing life to the most mundane situations. He was known for his spontaneous jokes and unmatched sense of humor, which could make even the grumpiest of souls crack a smile. On a typical Tuesday afternoon, Levi strolled into the local Subway, the scent of freshly baked bread wafting through the air, mingling with the faint tang of pickles. The bell above the door jingled merrily, announcing his arrival.


The sandwich artist, a young lady named Jenny, greeted him with a forced smile. "Welcome to Subway, Levi," she said, already bracing herself for his usual antics. "What can I get for you today?"


Levi scanned the menu, his eyes darting back and forth behind the pin holed mask. "I'll have a foot-long BMT on Italian herbs and cheese," he said, his voice a mix of excitement and mischief. "And make sure it's not just a foot-long, but a mile-long in flavor!"


Jenny couldn't help but roll her eyes. She had heard that one before, but she played along with a chuckle. "Coming right up, Levi," she replied, grabbing a sub roll and starting to assemble his sandwich. The other customers in the line chuckled at his joke, a few even exchanging knowing glances with one another.


As she layered on the meats and cheese, Levi leaned on the counter, watching her work with a twinkle in his eye. He always had a way of making the most ordinary transactions feel like a spectacle. "And don't skimp on the mayo," he added, "I want it to be like a deluxe swimming pool for the toppings!"


The customers in the line couldn't help but smirk at his request. Jenny, used to his shenanigans, just nodded and spread a generous amount of mayo before adding a mountain of veggies. She wrapped it up and handed it to him with a smile that was a little more genuine this time around. "Here you go, Levi," she said, "A mile of flavor in every bite."


Levi took the sandwich with a dramatic flourish. "Ah, the perfect masterpiece," he exclaimed. "But, my dear, how can I possibly repay you for such culinary genius?" He paused for a moment, building the suspense. Jenny raised an eyebrow, waiting for his next punchline.


"I've got it!" Levi snapped his fingers. "How about a tip?" He reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of quarters. The customers in line chuckled, expecting his usual over-the-top gesture. But instead of tossing the change into the tip jar, he began to carefully arrange the quarters along the counter, creating a makeshift tollbooth. "You know, for the 'Express Lane' of flavor you've provided me," he quipped.


Jenny couldn't help but laugh as she watched Levi place each coin with precision. The customers in the line grew more intrigued as the line of quarters grew longer, reaching almost to the cash register. "I don't know, Levi," she said, her smile widening, "I've never seen anyone pay with a 'toll' before. You sure you don't want to just stick with the usual?"


Levi looked up at her, his eyes sparkling with amusement. "Nonsense, Jenny!" he exclaimed. "This is a special occasion. You see, today is the one-year anniversary of the day I discovered that the 'BMT' in your sandwich stands for 'Best Meal Trip'!" The line erupted in laughter, and even Jenny couldn't hold back a giggle as she rang up his order.


As Levi slid his sandwich into a bag, he dramatically dropped a quarter into the tollbooth he had created. It clinked against the others, echoing through the now-silent store. "There," he said with a satisfied nod, "my fare has been paid." The customers in line were in stitches, and even the stoic cashier couldn't hide his smile.


Jenny leaned over the counter, her curiosity piqued. "What's so special about today, Levi?" she asked, wiping her hands on her apron.


Levi took a moment to take a bite of his sandwich, savoring it with a dramatic flair. "Ah, one year ago, I stumbled into this very Subway, a weary traveler in search of a meal," he began, his voice taking on a narrative tone. "And it was here that I found the holy grail of sandwiches – the BMT. It was love at first taste, and ever since, it's been my go-to for every occasion, from birthdays to Mondays."


The customers in line listened with amusement as Levi spun his tale. "But why the toll?" one of them inquired, a young man with a beard and a Yankees cap.


Levi looked up, a mischievous glint in his eye. "Because, my friend," he said, pausing for effect, "today marks the one-year anniversary of my BMT Adventure Club!" He held up the sandwich like a trophy. "And what better way to commemorate the journey than with a tollbooth of appreciation?"


The young man in the cap chuckled. "The BMT Adventure Club, huh? Sounds like my kind of place."


"Membership is exclusive," Levi winked, taking another bite of his sandwich. "But if you're ever feeling adventurous, just ask for a BMT and the magic words, and you might just get a taste of the high life."


Jenny's curiosity grew as she watched the customers exchange smiles. "What magic words?" she prodded, wiping down the counter.


Levi leaned in conspiratorially. "The magic words," he whispered dramatically, "are 'extra mayo'." He paused, allowing the anticipation to build before delivering the punchline. "But only those who truly understand the power of the BMT can pass through the tollbooth."


The young man in the cap laughed out loud, his eyes lighting up. "Count me in, Levi!" he said, slapping Levi on the back. "Next time I'm here, I'll be asking for those magic words."

Sunday, June 8, 2025

under the hood

Levi was a man of steel, or so they used to say. His muscles rippled like the ocean waves under the stadium lights, and his roars echoed through the ears of thousands. But now, as he stood in the dimly lit gym, the only echo was the clang of metal on metal. The smell of sweat and determination filled the air as he gripped the barbell, feeling the cold steel bite into his palms. His eyes searched the room, looking for familiar faces, but all he found were shadows and silence. The once bustling space was a tomb to his former glory, a stark reminder of what had been taken from him.


With a deep sigh, Levi hefted the weight, his muscles straining against the gravity that felt like it had doubled since he last lifted. Each inch felt like a mile as he pushed the bar upwards, fighting the fog in his vision. The doctor’s words played in his head like a broken record. “Irreversible damage to the optic nerve.” His heart had sunk, his world had gone dark, and all his dreams had been shattered. But he wasn’t going to give up that easily. He’d wrestled in the dark before, and he’d do it again.


The mask was an unorthodox solution, but he didn’t care. The pinpricks of light that pierced through the fabric were his lifeline, his gateway to the world of the seen. He’d practiced with it for weeks, learning to interpret the shadows and shapes, to anticipate movements from the slightest sounds. The fabric clung to his face, sticky with sweat and determination. It was a part of him now, a symbol of his refusal to be beaten, his commitment to the sport that had been his life.

Sunday, May 18, 2025

NEW LMFP videos

 The LMFP filming season is in full swing.

Members Only will be able to watch the highly anticipated rematch between Raider Goddess and Two Fisted K in an apartment bikini match. You will also see the apartment wrestling debut match between Yasmin Fine and Ms. Ice. These two new matches will be uploaded today. LMFP is 100% donor funded. As we grow in membership, we will be able to produce wrestling matches more frequently. It membership allows us to recruit new talent and continue to grow. We could not do this without our fans. Thank you for your continued support. Join "Members Only Content" to view.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCorg7KirvVAR7amML5wIELw/join

Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Panda Express Beijing Beef & Honey Walnut Shrimp review

  The beef had just the right amount of spice. I did enjoy it. The sauce is a good mix of sweet and spice. Nothing overpowering here.

The coconut was overpowering on the shrimp. To sweet for my liking, but I am a fan of shrimp, so it gets a pass. 

The chow mein is complimentary to both. It is okay for fast food. 

Portion size was okay. We have a chain of grocery stores here called "Hy-Vee" I would have much rather ran in quick and ordered their Chinese. They have HUGE portions and fresh meat! With a better price. Well anyways, this is not about them, just saying, I dropped the ball on this one.

I enjoyed the Beijing Beef over the Honey Walnut Shrimp, if I am to return to Panda Express.

Not the best, not the worst. Panda Express is rather prices, however there are not many options for Chinese fast food. So mission accomplished, I think. 

This two entrĂ©e gets 6.5 / 10 rating from me. 

Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Raising Cane's The Box Combo review

  The box combo from Raising Cane's has become one of my favorite combos out there, despite my lack of interest in coleslaw. The coleslaw is fine. I would prefer two sides of fries instead, or hell even an extra slice of toast. I will have to try and ask for that switch next time. 

 The chicken fingers are great. The meat is thick, juicy, and moist. Just the way daddy likes his chicken. The breading is great, and seasoned well. Fingers are well sized and filling. 

The crinkle cut fries are better than most fast food places. The seasoning is fire. 

I am a big fan of the Texas toast. It's got the butter and it's got that toasty taste. Yes! I always eat it first, which breaks my rule of eating fries first in a typical combo meal.

Now lets talk about the special sauce. For those wondering, here are the terrific ingredients for this jamming sauce!

  • Mayonnaise
  • Ketchup
  • Worcestershire sauce
  • Garlic powder
  • Black pepper

You get a 22oz drink with the combo. I generous size for most Americans. 

1250-1440 calories depending on drinkage and sauce consumption. 

7.5/10 rating for this one. This is one hell of a combo meal! Personal bias drops this rating because I am not a huge coleslaw fan! Is it possible to substitute the coleslaw? We shall find out amongst return.  

The McChicken $5 meal deal review

  Everyone has had the contents of the McChicken $5 meal deal at some point already. You get a mcchicken, 4 chicken nuggets, choice of dipping sauce, small fry, and a small drink. That gets you 990 calories without sauce, expect to add another 30-110 calories depending on sauce choice and usage. 

 I found myself overworked the hottest day of the summer. Stumbled into a new McDonald's establishment for a quick bite and some AC. I didn't have the money, nor did I want to spend over $10+ on a combo meal. So I settled with the McChicken $5 deal.

Whenever I have fries, anywhere, I eat them first. I love and prefer the hot ones, so they went quick. McDonald's salty classic fries, what a good warm up for the rest of the meal. 

I have always been a fan of how the mcchicken patty tastes, paired with the mayo and warm bun. Not a lettuce guy, but I eat it as it comes. The nuggets are usually a fun little snack, more or less it gives me a reason to enjoy my favorite sauce, honey mustard.

I am not saying to run out and buy this, however, if you are on a budget, you can't get much more bang for your buck than this one. 

6 / 10 rating for this one, mostly due to the affordability. 

Tuesday, July 16, 2024

check out LMFP virtual wrestling LIVE on TWITCH

 This virtual feud will continue LIVE on Twitch, come hang out and chat with us! Drop your match requests. Help support this stream by subbing and sharing. Do it please. https://www.twitch.tv/lmfightpromotions?sr=a